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Christmas. One of the best times of the year. While American scribes tend
to wring their collective hands kvetching the holiday season is, take your
pick, “too commercial”, “too plastic”, there’s no remembering of the
“real” reason for the season, the fact remains I love Christmas. Let’s
count the reasons why.
1)
Elf bowling.
After an entire year spent wasting time on the computer attempting to guide
the gorilla in swatting the sliding penguin into oblivion, it’s nice the
holiday season allows one to change the pace and kill the hours helping
Santa knock down those crazy ten-pin elves. My grandsons get absolutely
hysterical when one of the elves “toots”. It’s nice at this time of the
year when you can bond with your grandchildren wasting time together on the
computer.
2)
‘Colorado
Christmas”. Among the cacophony of Christmas carols, and oh deliver me from
Andy Williams, this Nitty Gritty Dirt Band song makes the holiday season
truly special in our Centennial State. Plus music with lyrics celebrating
Christmas in Colorado while at the same time dissing So Cal as Emmylou
Harris harmonizes on the chorus has to rank number one on the local
Christmas music popularity chart.
3)
Family
newsletters that accompany a Christmas card. Some folks love to put the
knock on these annual messages, “We were so pleasantly surprised when our
Frankie won the Heisman trophy and the Nobel Prize for Physics in the same
year and are bubbling with enthusiasm over our little Nicole’s promise to
next year to bring about world peace, graduate from beauty college and get
her own apartment” but I enjoy hearing from friends about what has gone on
in their lives during the latest trip around the sun. Some of these notes
are from acquaintances not seen for decades but because of Christmas letters
one still feels connected.
4)
Eggnog. I’m
a borderline nogaholic. Whether downed straight or mixed with rum, be it
eggnog latte, eggnog yogurt or eggnog cookies, my taste buds are just crazy
nuts about nog. Were cod liver oil eggnog flavored I’d gulp a bottle a day.
Thankfully this delicious delicacy’s availability is limited to the days
between Thanksgiving and New Year’s since eggnog contains, conservatively
speaking, 143,000 calories per teaspoon.
5)
Christmas
open houses. What’s not too like? You visit with friends, devour somebody
else’s food and quaff their wine all the while wishing the world “Merry
Christmas”. Note: Should I be on your guest list, humungous shrimp and
Willamette Valley Pinot Noir’s are most pleasing to my palette.
But my
holiday highlight occurred a couple of weeks back. It was a Saturday
morning just after sunrise in the Denver home of our four-year-old
grandson. He and I were the only folks up and around at that early hour.
“Come here, Grandpa,” he said with excitement in his voice as he gazed out a
window at far distant Long’s Peak standing snow covered and shining in the
early morning sun. “I think I can see the North Pole”, he murmured while
holding my hand, “That’s where Santa lives. See, it’s far, far away and
covered with snow. That must be the North Pole.”
I
assured him it was indeed Santa’s home he had spotted in the early morning
of a Colorado day. Here’s hoping you have a Christmas memory equal to the
thrill of witnessing where Santa lives through the eyes of a 4 year old.
Happy Holidays. |