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Gone, sure. Forgotten? No way.
For those of us spending the first three months of the year in “tax time
a-coming” denial, causing CPA’s nation-wide to burn the midnight oil the
past few days, our national nightmare is over. Until next year. And while
deductions, extensions, dependents, depreciation, the alternative minimum
tax and a promise of “next year I’m going to do a better job keeping
records” may be in the rear view mirror, rest assured continual bitching
about the annual governmental toll remains America’s conversational
mainstay.
“How are you?” and
“What about this weather?” may be favorite greetings among acquaintances,
but when it comes to substantive conversation look not to the Broncos, Simon
Cowell or even roundabouts to provide a conversational discourse where every
red blooded American feels qualified to participate. It’s taxes. Indeed,
one choosing not to participate in the ever constant whine about April’s
annual “rendering unto Caesar” runs the risk of being thought un-American.
Don’t think for a
moment we aren’t proud citizens. Patriotism surges through the veins.
“What a country!” And what’s not to like with the freedom, the lifestyle,
the purple mountains majesty. Hey we love it all. Except for the pay the
piper part. Not that you’ll find a person professing to totally avoid
taxes. It’s just an ever present feeling of contributing way more than a
fair share. “Don’t get me wrong, being an American is a really good deal,”
seems to be the prevailing thought, “It just costs way too much.”
And what is an amount
Americans would be comfortable forking over come mid-April? Aye, there’s
the rub matey. No one seems to have an exact figure in mind other than, “my
taxes should be less but other folks, (i.e. oil companies, Wall Street,
illegals, the boss or Barbra Streisand) need to pay more.”
Going back a few years
to a service club luncheon visit with a friend. “The problem with
government,” he said, “Is they’re too involved with people’s lives. I want
to do my thing. Let cream rise to the top. Give me the opportunity to do
more with my money. Cut taxes and quit supporting those who refuse to
work. Government just needs to supply the basic necessities. I’m tired of
paying a huge tax bill to fund un-necessary programs.” I changed the
subject. “How are your kids.”? “Good”, he said without missing a beat, “My
son’s in college. I dropped him as a dependent so now he qualifies for a
Pell grant.”
My friend was in
lock step with American thought. That being, Congress must eliminate
programs of no value. And an un-necessary program is one that does nothing
for me. Golf courses and civic auditoriums should be a governmental service
according to folks who use them while those never darkening the door argue
such facilities need pay their own way.
“Forget about tax
dollars for parks, a botanical garden or the art center. I never go to any
of those places. Use the money to fix the road in front of my house.”
Widen I-70 from
Denver to Vail? A great idea to folks living on the Front Range. Tax
dollars to support the tourist industry according to Coloradoans rarely
traveling the route.
And then there
seems to be a slight difference of opinion as to whether our money should be
spent on the Iraqi conflict.
Come to think of
it, taxation with representation hasn’t really worked out either. |